A Little Jokes

Grown-up Words

The kindergarten teacher told the little ones to use "grown-up words" instead of baby language. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the recent school holidays.

The first little one said he went to see his "nana". The teacher said, "No! You went to see your 'grandmother'. Use grown-up words.

The next little one said she went for a trip a "choo choo". The teacher again said, "No! You went on a train. That's the grown-up word.

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he had done during the recent school holidays. He proudly stated that he had read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed up his chest and in a very adult way replied, "WINNIE-the-SH*T !"


Dumb Idiots

Little David farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The headmaster walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says, "David what are you doing sitting here laughing?"

Little David says, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out. The headmaster says, "Well then why you laughing?"

Little David says, " Cause the dumb idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart and thet put me outside in this beautiful fresh air.